Spanking the RPGs
Legend Entertainment’s Grant Roberts has updated his .plan with an hilarious rave about the inanities of sub-par RPGs.
I can understand the need to force the player to fight at times. But let me tell you something. If I want to run away from a monster ten times my size, and it doesn’t have any legs, I THINK I’D HAVE A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE! Good lord, I’ve actually played RPGs before where I was unable to run away from a SLIME. A &#$@*%# SLIME! Good lord, it’s a SLIME, for crying out loud. It’s not a cheetah. If I want to run away, LET ME RUN AWAY! Oh, and I don’t think I’d be “Surprised!” by a bright blue monster in the middle of the orange desert. Thanks.
Oh yeah, he also mentions everything will be revealed about Unreal2 (part of his job when he’s not raving) soon - whatever that means.
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posted by monty · at 11:26 pm · filed under News